The chicken (cock pot!) has flown the kiln...
I have really lost all ability to take pictures - did I EVER have the ability to take pictures?
All of my peeps in school (like Shmoops) know how SUCK life is right now because we're all nearing finals and OH MAN is this college shizzle is crazy-exhausting.
Not to mention Stoney is driving me nutzo because he's grounded from the computer and video games for one month (there was some BAD BEHAVIOR on Thanksgiving). His basic mindset right now is that 'if I make my mom's life a living hell, then she will be FORCED to return all of my priveleges, lest she go COMPLETELY INSANE!'
If I don't stick to my guns, I will succeed in my production of a juvenile delinquant; I MUST stay strong, so for the next 3 weeks I will be constantly barraged with awesome phrases like:
-"I'm so bored."
-"I hate my life."
-"You just don't love me."
-"Can I just play for 5 minutes?"
And constant sighing and moaning and fuckmylifeishellrightnow.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
In Living Color
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9 fabulous comments:
the cock pot is beautiful. and at the risk of being completely inappropriate, is he not old enough for you to say, "go do what other boys your age do when they're bored. just don't spend more than half an hour in the bathroom doing it"?
mother of the year, that's me, right here.
heeheehahahaha!
I've always tried to NOT discourage, um, the solo self-stimulation - I've read that it keeps them virgins longer if they're not taught that they'll go blind if they masturbate - I'm probably totally deluding myself, but hey, who knows...
I haven't suggested that to him as a response to 'I'm bored' yet, though... I might, just to shut him up one of these times...
I'm first runner up for mudder-of-the-year ;)
Just think this to yourself ( OK laugh first and then think this )
HE will have kids some day. Payback/KARMA is hell sport fan. I know this well. ( Read.. hellish middle child getting the hellish middle child ( FEMALE ) back in the face right now. Not really bad just damn why did I have to do shit about this age.)
But be strong. If anyone can I have faith you are the one. Have a good weekend!
oh don't even get me started, z is all about the manual love...maybe it's a baby phase thing, but at the same time, it's a little creepy when your 16 month old is going, "coooooeeelll" while gettin down with herself in the bathtub.
like mother, like daughter, i suppose.
omg. suckage is right. all i want to do is sit in front of the tv for a week and do nothing but smoke weed and eat chocolate. i'm so not ready to be a mom.
tell me what he did ooh juicy!
Yeah, ATL, but that is too far away... at least ONE of his kids will be just like him but I need punishment NOW. I am staying strong...
Hahahaha Rilah - a girl in my art class what SURPRISED when I told her that baby boys get boners - GROSS but true.
Ah, Shmoop, weed and chocolate! That is what I need!
Raymi, he was just a dick and he had another meltdown and he actually took a swing at me as I was trying to calm him down. NOT COOL.
oh man i do not envy you... i am terrified of the behavior of my future kids as payback for the way i treated my parents...
oh and i loooooove the cockpot!
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